function ago($seconds){
$day=date("j",$seconds)-1;
$month=date("n",$seconds)-1;
$year=date("Y",$seconds)-1970;
$hour=date("G",$seconds)-1;
$minute=(int) date("i",$seconds);
$returnvalue=false;
if($year){
if($year==1) $return[]="1 year"; else $return[]="$year years";
}
if($month){
if($month==1) $return[]="1 month"; else $return[]="$month months";
}
if($day){
if($day==1) $return[]="1 day"; else $return[]="$day days";
}
if($hour){
if($hour==1) $return[]="1 hour"; else $return[]="$hour hours";
}
if($minute&&$minute!=00){
if($minute==1){
$return[]="1 minute";
}else{
$return[]="$minute minutes";
}
}
for($i=0;$i<count($return);$i++){
if(!$returnvalue){
$returnvalue=$return[$i];
}elseif($i<count($return)-1){
$returnvalue.= ", ".$return[$i];
}else{
$returnvalue.= " and ".$return[$i];
}
}
return $returnvalue;

}

function getpre($name, $type)
{
$pre['regexp'] = "|<td>(.*)<td>(.*)<td>(.*)</table>|";
$pre['url'] = "http://doopes.com/?cat=454647&lang=0&num=2&mode=0&from=&to=&exc=&inc=" . $name . "&opt=0";
$pre['file'] = @file_get_contents($pre['url']);
preg_match($pre['regexp'], $pre['file'], $pre['matches']);
/**
* Types:
* 1 = Time
* 2 = Category
* 3 = Realesename
*/
return $pre['matches'][$type];
}